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How many public librarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, first we'll have to pass a bond measure to pay for the replacement.
How many academic librarians does it take to change a light bulb?
No fewer than three, acting as a committee to determine the best solutions and alternative practices, which, after a lengthy review process, will be presented to custodial staff.
How many catalog(ue) librarians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't understand why we don't call it an 'Electric Lamp, Incandescent' any more. And in any case, I just changed that light bulb a few years ago.
How many library school students does it take to change a light bulb?
LED light bulbs are a far more efficient technology with a lot of applications in brick-and-mortar information facilities, but it would be even better if we just digitized the collections and put them into accessible silos.
How many emerging technologies librarians does it take to change a light bulb?